~*My Friends*~

Allison~ THE DIVA!! THE DIVA!!! ok we have to be justlike the diva. let's go get african tribal jewelry! hey what's your favorite store? MINE IS FASHION BUG! let's go to the mall. because the mall rocks. lets do some "shopping". Cosmotology rocks. I want a bag. remember at lucnh that one day when we put the quarter in nicks salad. that was a great day! Lets have a party...a naked party...bring your mom. African tribal jewelry. The rapists...thats THERAPISTS. I want your body, Im a horny jack rabbit on Prozak AND Viagra...both at the same time that is some pretty mad skill...I like it though and I know you do too. Sam Porter oh he is just too hot for words, you are so lucky you get to see that hot piece of ass every day. And Mike Bihun too...or should I say Bike Mihun...Hey whatever works dude right...Hows Joe doing

Alyssa~ study hall rocked! not much studying goin on but hey i like it! guess who i see like every time i go to old navy? the piggy! the purple piggy! artist! our little study hall table posse! prom party princess! i think im the little piggy....eating when im bored! i think its a disease! i cant believe joe tried to steal jon from us! escape to the forest! Miss Cousins...The Chipmunk!!! lol remember when PT totally blew up "I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL" that was pretty funny!!! lol BBD Big Black Dopey...like a smurf! lol

Ashley~ i feel sorry for you cause you have to live next door to a loser that throws pop rocks at us out windows (that was Last year but still) and locks his sister out cause hes bored...and boring. green m&m...heh halloween was fun. oh well. chris is cool tennis and tadmittin rock! "I got 2 fives!" "Push here!" PRISONER OF LOVE!!! BOXERS!!! remember the orange spray stuff? its dangerous! remember ASHLEY at six flags? and "susan" is so cool. or brian or whatever he was so hot. remember when we went to DUNKIN DONUTS!!! that was great! the cheezits in the trophy case at school! you tickle me your so mean! ITS NOT MY FAULT IM SO DAMN TICKLISH! lol our "phases" rock! hey lets go to jewel and get a rotisere chicken! lets go do some "shopping". frogs rock. cherrys rule! CHRIS CHELIOS! nominated for defensemen of the year... sorry i flip out. dont you love cameras? you know what i love? ACE HARDWARE! house keys are fun... and you know what car i want when i turn 16. hint its red and its crappy

Becca~ Anthony is hot! the dazzle show was so much fun! prom party princess! they rock! that prom dress magazine was great! PROM IS AWESOME! lol isnt joe a dazzling diva or somehting? dont you miss study hall! like when nick testa pulled out taylors fake hair? sorta funny but i guess it sucked too.

Brad~ Hookurstuff. Lock it or lose it. SuperFagBrad to the rescue! HEY BRAD REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE STONED and you saw the air freshener and you said "hey jesse go park over there by that pine tree" you need a uniform (not a wrestling uniform) random drug tests. "the sea people evolved to a egyptian-like culture!" Ralph in the alley. seamonkeys + semen = seaciety ...RUFUS! ice in your pants.

Brittany~ lets go check out the view! moulin rouge rocks! "one day ill flyyy awayyy..." those songs are so cute! i love you more! i love you more times infiniti! i love you more times infiniti plus one! equal love! hammocks are cool. truth AND dare is my favorite game...not! (only when andrew isnt there...can you SAY crappy kisser!!!) britney spears! we have to make brownies! we are a great brownie team! the spatula! "its a flipper...thing" broken wisk!!! dave moores ass is mine! j/k i feel bad for that kid we molest him poor dave. we have to dance in the parking lot some moore. table dancing! theres a ghost in my house! rachel! lol the freaky picture. burn it! "you wish" best friends forever!!!!! O:-) lol mesa cabesa! Blond moments! Yeah, I wish I would of remembered to practice my golfing swing while i was on the phone. GAYDAR! joe... SWEETNESS!!! By J.E.W. (jew) starbursts are yummy...cherry stems! IM DYING I HAVE CONSUMPTION. Taylor is fake lol "diamonds are a girls best friend" whos that remind you of!? narcolepsy! JOSH JR!!! RAPE!!! ahh! I MISS YOU!!! I LOVEYOU TIMES INFINITI PLUS ONE!!! countdown to decmeber 26th! our cd awesome mix rocks... the doctor evil rap!!!

Cameron~ puur purr apples and oranges and melons and watermelons? remember in gym when you put the birdies in your hair? that was great. we go to the library for study hall every day. you have to finish taylors picture. the hall ladys are stupid they dont let us go get a drink. you are such a PERVERT. but you run fast. your on a running eating diet.

Cassie~ FISHER IS SO GAY. you have her cell phone! lol softball sucks doesnt it with her. DARN FRENCHIES GET YOUR MUSTARD AND LEAVE THE COUNTRY!!!! Smiles you got frenchies...smiles you got grandkids...smile you got rabies. lol darn mexicans take your tacos and get out of our country! we want everyone out of our country dont we? Smiles you got depression!!! Beths the designated splasher. nasty lake water. FRUCHT and GEMUSE! my mom is a water bottle and my dad is an old large black man. you are the lingor ox! oh man don't our phases rock? too bad we need to learn how to plan!!!! "Ah noOoO...A NoO...a YeEEeEeEeEeESsS...." WhY SuPeR ChoCoLatE Of COurSe! i love the super chocolate voice. SIX FLAGS ROCKS MY ASS!!!! our picture wars are so cool...i so won! lol syncronized throw up! we are throw up buddies!!! i am never trusting sprite the same again...from now on its mountain dew all the time!!!

CHAD~ My dancin partner! "You saved my life!" cantera rocks. football stadium movie theaters. the monica closet isnt as bad as yours. we gotta go to baja fresh yum yum. "thank you jebus" "i love you snow" awesome blossom. black leather stud jackets. your car is awesome. remember when it was new and joe hugged it? good times. he looked like he was gonna get it on withthe car. "im more then a bird...more then a plane..." lets get ready to rumble this is for my dj! b-e aggressive. action action we want action A C T ... I O N action boys action what!" did you hear about the blond lesbian? she likes men!" midnight trips to wheaton warrenville rock. ;) hottay "anlookathimgo! anlookathimgo! hecould. go. all. the. way!." Hockey rockey sockey rockeys my sockeys! YOU AND/OR WILL SUCK! lol "underwear...hehehe" "your going to wish you wouldn't of done that!" i need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o. dodge intrepid! Ta-RIPPLE eX

Ciara~ remember when we snuck in to see dont say a word. we go to lots of movies but thats all right! on haloween watch out for the tree! that was so funny i thought your head fell off cause all i saw was the wig on the branch. going to 711 during the football game and bought a 2 liter of sierra mist and then we went to DUNKIN DONUTS and met up with those 8th graders (theyr'e freshmen now!) . THAT WAS SO FUNNY. i love walking to 711 i miss those football games! and we snuck back in. its so easy to sneak in to places! we sneak into lots of things have you noticed that? the evil scary computer game! drinking buddy! the sleepover with the condom and the vomit! isnt chris hot. the phases! cameras. chicken is yummy. tent in the living room! SIX FLAGS ROCKS!!! lets throw a quarter at the hindu!! lol the "phases"... our bets and the money lol

Danny~ Let's call the hospital "im looking for a mr. clothesoff. first name oliver." paging oliver clothesoff. fish sticks suck don't they? "you must be swift as a scorching river...with all the force of a great typhoon. mysterious as the dark side of the mooooon." best song ever! "ive got the biggest...balls of them oll!" i love goooold. ok could you BE throwing any more of a fit. "FISH STICKS!?!?!?! WHY!?!?! IT'S MIND BOGGLING!" you suck! lol harrys piercings haveing a 2 for 1 deal. wussy...only cartilidge. go for your dick! let's have a campfire. duck duck goose! MOST INTENSE GAME EVER!! i love dannay. camomile no alcohol for you. "im looking for a mr. coholic. first name al." remember when we were sitting on top of the car with the ice cream. then we left the ice cream on top of the car and started driving? ew...icecream on the windshield!! its nasty like that... I LOVE YOUR DICK Operaman rocks. "il miliano!" you can do that accent good cause of your italian "roots" lol i love all your little blond sayings you should think about dying your hair. "drying?" no dumbass "YOURE DUMBASSER!" "its funny when blonds are blond" "the tv clicker didnt click...oh its the sterio" "what is alt lake city?" its salt you dumbass "oh i knew that. whats roots" dont you ever watch the winter games "oh yeah ok...so wait what is it again?" lol go park over by that pine tree...oh its an air freshener. nevermind then. Mas-car-a...mas-caaar-a ...la donne mobil home la donne mobil home. a D-I-V...O-R-C-E. trying to rape me in the fruit stand. nice try, but thats "offensive to fruits everywhere" Gotta Keep On Keep On Keep On Keep On Truckin all through the night... "Im just a bill and Im only a bill...and Im sittin here on Capital Hill..." I love you baby and if some things werent the way they are, then I think we both know how it would be. ;-) You are so sweet to me, and you are the best. I love all the talks we have, you are great to talk to. You are so funny, and you are the nicest guy ever. You make me feel great, and if it werent for you I dont know what I would be like right now. Thank you so much for everything. You have to stay that way forever. I miss all our awesome times, going to DaNada and Baja Fresh. Anyways...Dont worry about anything, you know what I mean. Things happen when they happen, and no one can stop it. But late is still better then never. Stay sweet, boy you know how I care about you.

Dan~ his fasha. "his what" his fasha. "his farjer?" no....austin powers fasha...his dad. "oh his FA-THER?!" im from holland...isnt that vierd! a kickstand, huh? lets speak english-english. "oh the one that was all sixes and sevens (subtitle: the insane one)" im number one everyone!!! im number one!!! hi, im number two. im number three. how do you ----MOLE!!! abuuuuuuh. nice to mole you...MEET YOU! MOLEY MOLAY MOLAY MOLAY i just wanna chop it off and make some guacaMOOOLAY. goldmember rocks!!! the osbournes is the best show! ozzay! linkin park is awesome. "is that josh fisher!" i cant believe we saw him at the movies! pool rocks! lap sitting buddy! did you feel girly wearing my rhinestone anklet? ya know...the one thats so big i can fit probably BOTH of my lets in it?! hey steve liked it! you guys had it all night god knows what you did with it!!! J/K!!!

Emma~ Emma goes to an art school downtown so we dont get to see her that often except on weekends sometimes when we do something. remember when we chased the hayride down that was cool. your brother can run very fast tooo bad you lost your wig! it was lots of fun at DoubleTree! Remember the tall guy i swear he was like 7 feet tall!!! His head TOUCHED THE CIELING!!! at least thats how it looked... that 40 Days and 40 Nights movie is great. Let's go to the pool at 5 in the morning. That was really fun lol, the fake convos when the little 8th graders were there. FAKE CONVOS ROCK!!!

Gabe~ *liiiiick* are you happy i put you on here! jesus freak out about it!! hahaha lol you KNOW miss helle saw you lick. it was like this *lick* "GABE! WHATS THE ANSWER!" yeah that day was better then HOT N STEAMY SEX. so hows your jacket doin? ya know the one you wore every single day? SHROOMS!

Jake~ Hey baby, hey baby, hey. Boys say...Girls say... Hey baby, hey baby hey. The Jewish Kahplihkan! Leprachaun? No, Kahplihkan! Danny is so blond, now isn't he? Good thing we got someone to rag on, the BB club. Blond Bitches. "We got the attitudes." Say hey to Rusty. "Ok, hey to Rusty...I have a shirt that says Rusty on it. It's a clothing brand, dontchaknow?" WHATCHADOIN DONTCHAKNOW Yeah, that's what I thought. Your car ROCKS. You KNOW i want it. A White 2002 Dodge Intrepid, I want it. "When we're married" lol Oh god, remember Stephanie Jason and Kyle? I am scared for life for that. I bet you are too, I mean people just aren't supposed to lay like that... The goose. "Sall about the goose" The ghetto horse whisperer. "If it werent for my hoourse..." I like how he says it. Anyways dude You know I love you "Forever and ever we never will part and I will love you forever (forever) and ever (and Ever) that's how it must be, To live without you, would only be heartbreak for me..." That is totally our song. RUNAWAY BRIDE!!!

Jenna~ Big sister power! im INDICISIVE. we gotta have our SPA partys awesome. major wow. total major wow. double major wow. thats melissa too. Call back buddys! Mad Crazy Phone Tag. Our arobics routine is so totally awesome. 4, 8. 393 upside down is 363. we found that out the hard way. remember pat and josh? popcorn twins. speaking of twins... pass the horse. swimming trunks. ally mcbeal...ithink you need an ally mcMEAL. were gonna be porn stars. I LOVE BUNNYS. hippity hop. where did you come from where did you go cotten eye joe. "and look at him go and look at him go! he could go ALL THE WAY!!!!!" HOOKURSTUFF! Hockey rockey sockey. Faggagirl. Hows SuperFagBrad doin? guys are not supposed to say "I had sex with him." MMKOAY. 23 and 30. harrys magic pot. "I broke my hip" cows and pigs... lets do the salsa. with salsa? so how are your pants doing? bleach monster! the superman dance. "how much respect do a black man get around here" spiderman is black! you know what i hate? pants. Don't you hate pants? yay pants! i dont think its possible to freak out about fish sticks anymore than dannys little jewel incident...

JENNY!~ So happy all the time? you videotaped me and chad omg your so dirty. "Why do you bulid me up...buttercup baby" possibly the best song in the world! So hows Chris doing? chicken dance. my dancin partners not here! "Ill fill in" "As will i." midevil man rocks. shoulder pains. we are vh1 divas. PAT AND JOSH ROCK. pats super hot. "I will never go to sears..for i have no softer side." washing machines. but dryers are the best. "constant movement" you let me drive! you rock! jenna didnt trust me...lol and christine "i dont wanna die tongiht." "ya know its true." i speak of the truth. slip slidin on my kitchen floor. goin head first! run and...SLIDE! like tom cruise did in risky business. i like to do it in my underwear. "underwear!!!"

Katherine~ flashback buddy! la trumpeta! i miss you in science! i need you there to do i mean help me do my conclusions. i hate science. its so gay just ask cassie how gay it is. FISHER IS SO GAY. all right glad i got that outta here. Tocas bein en el violin y el piano. remember what you wrote on my desk? the haunted desk that kept chasing me? its cursed. remember the jerry Snowball show? or whatever it was. and napolean? COMRADE TUAN! the lab tables in science were so cool. me you kim and lisa are the best at conclusions on lab. kim does her homework and me and lisa talk, its a great system! j/k im sorry for all that. but you still got better grades then us so i guess it couldnt of helped us ALL that much. j/k j/k

Kristin~ DANCE ROCKS! were the awesome ones. remember miss swan? or was it miss wan? dont you love blowing up phones and mailboxes? it "releases steam in more ways then one" cherry bomb!!! strawberry prom!!! so what did you do this weekend? "got over the party" lol lozer!!! "i got 2 words for you...brush your teeth!!!" awesome blossom...cha cha cha cha cha chillliiiies. chilliees baby back ribs. sizzle sizzle crackle pop were the hottest and your not!!! my mall buddy!!! "do these pants look ok on me? you sure they dont make my butt look big? do i look fat to you?" *run away* lol bag lady!!! the Bad Bag Lady! dont feed the homeless too much they might explode...but that would be one less homeless person wouldnt it? just like our adventure in wonderland game!!! lets play scrabble!!! scrambular is NOT a word!! super california surfers experts on the ocean! whats your favirite dvd? "whats a dvd" ya know its a movie in cd form "oh yeah them things" lol next time i catch you having fun im gonna have to suspend you! "yeah we do theyre just very VERY boring" "thats what im here for" "forgot i already did that" checkin out the check out lanes. the red dress is still the COOLEST! no j/k the green and white one was so much better. or the sequined one. EW. "always here" the turtles! the turtles are TURTLY cool! we have to have another bonfire. wednesdays are cool but saturdays are better. the ARCDRF is sad. "occifer i swear to drunk im not god" radiohead? who is them? CREEPY! remember PICK UP LINE BOY? hes got everything up his sleeve (and in his pants) WERE ONE IN A MILLION. maybe TWO in TWO MILLION? counting lessons! kristy i miss you so much! we have to find new ways to hang out.

Lauren~ lets do some "shopping". oakbrook! CHEESE BOOK! PAPARAZZI!!! PAPARAZZI!!!! ok that movie had some major issues. dont worry i wont make fun of you cause you ride the short bus. i ride it too! the awesome cool retard voice. ok the russian is so sick i dont know who would ever be interested in him (*cough*cough*taylor*COUGH*) sorry i have a cold! anyway hockey rocks! guess who won the stanley cup! DETROIT!!! now was there ever a doubt in your mind? what the shit! i accidently threw the ice cream and all the shit in the fishs yard. dont you wish you had a red volvo? i know i do! its one of the fastest cars ever you know? apple pie! birds! lasagna! steak! what are your sexual turn ons?

Lisa~ libby lu is the coolest store in the world ever we SO have to go back there some time! nananananana leader...leader...leader nanannana leader..leader...leader. hey we were bornlike this dont make fun! retard 1 and retard 2...tard 1 and tard 2. are you a mermaid or a merrymen? guys in speedos! no ratigan. "SHIBBY" "you complete me mini-me" "wheres your shitta? i gota crap! im not kiddin i got a crap on deck that could choke a donky..ew its squichy! hey he looks kinda like a baby come here babay im gonna eatcha! im bigga then u are im higha in the food chane...get in my belly!!! ya lucky wee man!" "i am this tall!" pearl harbor rocks. josh hartnett is so hot damn dirty japs!!! oh lets not be mean...they didnt MEAN to kill anyone... (*cough*yeah*right*cough*) lisa lets go ride the train and play our game. i got like what 180 and you had like 50? gosh "and they complain about being a minority!" i eat ice cream so slow. the dancing flowers! "do you have fresh mango lemon pine tree?" London and Paris. size 4/5. OXOX! Tengo tu duele...yo duele. Liguid hot magMA. Lisa Blond and Megan Nagasaki. Saganaki! fingers made with 100% eminem juice! "if you liked your ride...tip your guide!" WE WERE BARBIES FOR HALOWEEN!!!!!! ROCK ON!!!! we have to go see GOLDMEMBER when it comes out that day is gonna rock so much its gonna be AWESOME like wow like totally freak me out i mean right on toros sure are number one. yes on the 26th that day is ours! gold memba! "I LOVE GOOOOLD." "hes ok!" yeah so kmart sucks! may 23rd "a day which will live in infamy" no that day sucked! i hate the lady with MIGUEL tattooed on her neck. ew? hey lisa you know whats really good (I HOPE DANNY IS READING THIS...) FISH STICKS!!! dixies rinse and reuse any tougher and they wouldnt be disposable. "im good enough im smart enough and dog gone it people like me!" make sure dave moores ass remains well smacked next year! oh man that poor kid he gets molested every day in the halls...its tough for him i bet! lol POOR DAVE MOORES ASS

Meghan~ geography rocked! sam is in our class...what a character! i remember the FIRST day of school "woo im glad i made it. there was a traffic jam on the stairs." and all the other quotes from him "stress is bad for your health." "I AM HAVING A BAD DAY ALREADY!" "NO MORE NOTES!" yeah i think someone doesnt like taking notes. "i hate tests!" "oh darn it!" one time in art class he dropped his project or something like that and he said "darn it...shit!!!" he only swears in art class! last year we wore the same dress to abbington. silver shoes and nails! 23! awesome number! we have opposite birthdays. it rocks. january 23 and july 23! remember the condom and the vomit! that smelled so bad...

Melissa~ "so how late do you wanna be today?" we are such idiots. were pathetic. were so pathetic we made a club called the "megan and melissa pathetic club" please join it!!! "its free" the big bump on the bus is not the engine. its the wheel. but i mean come on couldnt you mistake it for the engine? its a honest mistake! lol Note to self: Wheel...not engine. Note to self: stop using garage door opener as tape recorder. 773 202 ba bum ba bum LUNA. wheel...not engine. who said this "my dad is in his 50s and my mom is 33...i think something is wrong there" mathlete hater! HEY REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE AT DAVE AND BUSTERS and we met bill and jeff. lol cookie. i am summer remember? "were cousins" they called you. and natalie told the eyebrow person about them! thats funny! HI GUYS! i cant believe both of us forgot to put hi guys in each others yearbooks. yeah dancing rocks! anthony is cool but michael is soooo gay. jesus i wish i wouldnt of forgot my tight plaid pajama pants at home *rolls eyes*

Nikki~ we cant ever forget in 7th grade when i cheated on you with brian!! lol you and sam were SO cute together lol. too bad thats over. ok yeah that was really gay. i found so many notes behind my dresser from like forever and a half ago that were all about that it was really really wierd. remember ash and the guy from spyro and i gave you that picture of ash. and remember jorge and all the spanish songs. lol those are great times.

Stephanie~ Mathlete Mathlete We have poor vision Mathlet Mathlete but we can do division! mathlete mathlete mathletes are so cool mathlete mathlete mathletes are the best athletes in school! "steph-a-nie gal-la...megan no-gal-ski..." PLUS MINUS TIMES DIVIDE EQUALS MATHLETE AWAY!!! everything is mathlete. i love mathletes! and pineapples are "sufistimicated."

Steve~ "his fasha" his what? "his fasha" his farjer? "austin powers fasha. his dad." oh his FA-THER? fa-ther...fa-ther fa-ther. sorry goldmember i dont speak freaky deaky dutch. IM FROM HOLLAND...ISNT THAT VIERD?! oh zats a keeper...put it in zhe shkin boxsh pleashe. shave me from my shelf. im dixie, dixie normous. "one of us is going to have to go on the others shoulders" the apple juice!!! oh man that movie rocked! "hey you guys wanna go see austin powers?" 5 minutes later...in the car. spontanius...rocks! were canada we are mighty...were a leaf. dont mess with us we might crumble up and blow away! stairway to heaven! lol teaching brittany time of your life on the guitar. hangin out those late nights oh man i miss it!!! remember forever ago when we played dead body and cals parents were walking the dog and they walked around us...totally around us. that was hilarious. ive never HEARD nsync PERFORM because usally when they come on i like to stick a PENCIL in my ear. lewis black. taxed beyond belief. i like to go to the international house of PANCAKES because every time you go there, theres someone who is 300 pounds more then you will EVER weigh! you hear the stupidest thing you ever heard before in your life...and the WORDS go in your EAR. and they DONT come OUT. if it werent for my hooorse i never would of made it through that year in college.

Taylor~ remember the haunted house with the chainsaw person that chased you and you fell on your ass? that was pretty funny you gotta admit. hmm yeah "the russian" lol thats all i wanna say.

Will~ were great together lol were nasty. we have to go "shopping" sometime. remember CH...CHA... cha cha cha? ...uh 1..2..cha cha cha. 3 4 cha cha cha. we have to run for president. remember when we went to cantera and you found that 20. you always find money its not fair. we have to go to caribou and get the HOT COCOA again. starbucks isnt good but caribou rocks. remember the "pictures" at the party? ooh kinky. we are so nasty together haha. stupid heeligans. ICE CUBE!!! remember PICK UP LINE boy? hes a superhero ya know. he can stun anyone with his super corny lines. Misty Fireball rocks. also known as HOCKEY ROCKEY SOCKEY too bad Im not as smart as you. Good luck for UofL! the "maroon tie". you know what sucks? people that lie! but screw that? "im gonna rent a chevy" watermelons are good! lets go to auntie barbaras and pick watermelons.