My sister toni she is 11 years old! and shes the AWeSOMEeST siSTER evERY!!!
-"Ho de out en do ten day ho de ote en day HEY! ho de out en do ten day FATTENING UP OUR TAPEWORMS" Kids in the Hall
-we watch way too much comedy central
-"Theyre calling the mile run the FUN RUN...thats like saying LOOK AT MY HUMOR TUMOR!!!"
-"Sometimes I park in handicap spaces, while handicap people make handicap faces...I'm an asshole, an asshole-io. I'm an asshole, the world's biggest asshole." Dennis Leary (Comedy Centrel)
-"Who is Cartman's dad? Is it...Chef?...the 1986 Denver Broncos..." South Park
-"Yeah you got the glasses, I got the contact lenses. Put the glass in your eye, it won't hurt!" Jeremy Hotz (Comedy Centrel)
-"SHOE SALE!!!!! SHOE SALE!!!!!!!!" Adam Ferrara (Comedy Central)
-"What's your name?" Dom "Don?" Dom "Dan?" Dom "Donna?" Yeah, Donna. (Dom Irrera Comedy Central)
-"And the priest is like TIME FOR SOME YUM YUUUUUMS. I'VE MAD SNAAAAAAACKS." Dane Cook (Comedy Central)
-Comedy Central Rocks!
-"Jean Claude Van Dam in the same crap you've seen over and over and over and over again. I don't know who this little tortilla boy is but i want him and his tortillas DEAD!... Get down! Double the excitement. Get down again! Triple the action. Boom ah ugh pfttttt. Arnold Swarzeneger is...Little Tortilla Boy." Pablo Fransisco (Comedy Central)
-"It's 212 ba ba bum...ba ba...ba bum. That's the phone rythm. I hate when people say something like yeah it's 2129...6....teen 47. I wrote the dash too close I can't shimmy the one!" Kevin James (Comedy Central)
-"Ah it's so good to see a kid using a wooden bat these days. None of this nonsense about metal." Cheif Wiggum (Simpsons)
~"Christmas is great...Chanukah SUCKS!!!" Lewis Black (Comedy Central)
~Mom's Spinny Chair rules that scared us for life!!! and Dads Leave the Door Closed Policy...scared forever I swear!!!
~"The water sucks...Gatorade is better!!! Gaaaaaaatorade...." The Water Boy
~THE ADVENTURES OF PETE AND PETE!!!!
~Justin on American Idol sucks!!! How did he make it to the final three? I swear if Kelly doesnt win...there is going to be some bloodshed!!!
~"The lines are now open for the S.S. Homer."
~ITS TRAINED TO ROCK AROUND TO...ITS trained to ROCK around TO...ITS trained to rock around to rock around to rock all night all right its TRICKY...T-T-T-TRICKAY!!!!
~Toni Baby Moomoo Egghead Little Toni Baby Pooh Bear Girl Bloopity Blueberry Fishy Cow Guru Tomi Toby
~*cough*DeNise, DeNephew*cough*
~"Theres a place in Texas, and there is a Starbucks....across from another Starbucks...You see one, and you turn around...and RIGHT across the STREET, theres ANOTHER!!!!" Lewis Black (Comedy Central)
~JOSH FISHERS RED VOLVO "Go ring the bells at Notre Dame" "Take a long drive off a short pier" He is going to drive the red volvo to work every day...in Notre Dame!!! "If I lived in Notre Dame, I would want a room right across from the bellringer, but overlooking the parking lot so I could see the red volvo"
~Slam the non-existant door.
~Don't hit the carton when someone is drinking out of it!!!
~Jacob Silj...."PETE SAMPRAS HAS LOW GRADE VOICE IMMOGULATION...HE IS A POSTER CHILD FOR VOICE IMMOGULATION AWARENESS FOR PREJUDICE PEOPLE LIKE YOU TINA...LIKE YOU..." "BOY JACOB YOU SURE COULD OF TOLD THESE PEOPLE A LOT ABOUT CHINA TONIGHT IF IT WERENT FOR THAT RUDE BITCH" (Saturday Night Live)
~"I'm Old...and I'm Unhappy...everything these days is improoooved...and I DONT LIKE it...in my...I HATE IT!!!!...in my day..." Grumpy Old Man (Dana Carvey-Saturday Night Live)
